MEDIA BUYING MAYHEM: YOUR ADS EVERYWHERE BUT THE BATHROOM STALL
(And honestly, if that's where your customers are, we'll put them there too)
MEDIA BUYING THAT DELIVERS ACTUAL CUSTOMERS, NOT JUST CLICKS
Anyone can spend ad dollars. What sets us apart is our obsessive focus on ROI. We don't chase vanity metrics like impressions or clicks—we chase new customers, sales, and revenue that exceed your ad spend many times over.
HOW WE APPROACH PAID ADVERTISING:
TARGETING THAT ACTUALLY WORKS
We target people based on purchase intent and behavior, not just demographics. Your ads reach people who actually want what you're selling.
CREATIVE THAT CONVERTS
No generic stock photos and marketing-speak. We create ads that stop the scroll and compel action based on psychological triggers.
MULTI-PLATFORM DOMINATION
We spread your message across platforms to create a surround-sound effect, hitting potential customers from multiple angles.
RELENTLESS A/B TESTING
We're never satisfied with "good enough." We continuously test and optimize to squeeze more results from every dollar spent.
TRANSPARENT REPORTING
No hiding behind meaningless metrics. We focus on cost per lead, cost per acquisition, and actual ROI.
OUR MEDIA BUYING PACKAGES:
THE DISRUPTOR
(3-month minimum)
For businesses ready to make a splash in their market with targeted ad campaigns.
Ad spend: Up to $5,000/month (not included in price)
2 ad platforms (Meta, Google, etc.)
Initial funnel creation
4-6 ad creative variations
Weekly optimization
Basic retargeting setup
Monthly strategy call
Bi-weekly reporting
THE DOMINATOR
(3-month minimum)
For businesses ready to claim significant market share and scale their customer acquisition.
Ad spend: $5,000-$20,000/month (not included in price)
3-4 ad platforms
Advanced funnel optimization
8-10 ad creative variations
Continuous A/B testing
Advanced retargeting strategy
Custom audiences creation
Bi-weekly strategy calls
Weekly reporting & analysis
THE MONOPOLIZER
(3-month minimum)
For businesses ready to absolutely own their market and crush the competition.
Ad spend: $20,000+/month (not included in price)
All relevant ad platforms
Multiple advanced funnels
12+ ad creative variations
Daily optimization
Cross-platform retargeting strategy
Competitor conquest campaigns
Custom dashboard & analytics
Weekly strategy calls
Direct access to senior media buyer
24/7 campaign monitoring